A Dwarf At The Urinal

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow
is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get
uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and
starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"
says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if
I touched them?"

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real
harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
jump!"

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