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  • who is smarter now!!!

    HOUSE BOY:

    Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

    Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

    When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

    The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.

    He shouted: 'Bakari!'.
    Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
    Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
    No answer.
    The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still;
    No answer.
    Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
    You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?

    Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name.

    Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.

    Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
    He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
    Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

    The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!

  • Be aware of Dwarf - Men (joke)

    A Dwarf At The Urinal

    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
    being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow
    is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get
    uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

    "Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and
    starts to move away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"
    says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if
    I touched them?"

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real
    harm in it, he obliges the request.

    The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
    man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
    jump!"

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    Today is ours tomorrow is not promised,
    so live, love, and laugh while you can!
    *smile*

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