The royal ascot goat races are one of those annual events that has the role of showing which fashion garment is ruling the year. It is a time for women to show that they know exactly where the fashion wave is crashing. This year, some women chose to wear shorts and because of the weather, we shall omit them from the defaulters list.

If there is any event that proves your corporate worth in this country, it is the Royal Ascot Goat Races. They call them royal but in reality, they are snobbish and for those who can use face and name value to earn their way through the various hospitality tents, they are sheltered from the burning sun. However, for those who can’t, you will be denied entry and embarrassed, it as simple as that.

HOUSE BOY:

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.

He shouted: 'Bakari!'.
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still;
No answer.
Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?

Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name.

Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.

Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.
No answer.
Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
No answer.
Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!

A Dwarf At The Urinal

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow
is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get
uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and
starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"
says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if
I touched them?"

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real
harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
jump!"

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Today is ours tomorrow is not promised,
so live, love, and laugh while you can!
*smile*

At times i sit and wonder why people fall in love? can anybody out there tell me the answer?

The Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) is a biennial summit meeting of the heads of government from all Commonwealth nations. Every two years the meeting is held in a different member state, and is chaired by that nation's respective Prime Minister or President. Most meetings include an appearance by Queen Elizabeth II who is the Head of the Commonwealth.

Queen Elizabeth II  visited Uganda in 1953 when she opened the Owen falls dam at the source of River Nile. CHOGM took place in Kampala, Uganda from 23rd to 25th November 2007 and was chaired by President Museveni and attended by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth ll. It is a milestone to our country and Ugandans at large.  I pass on good wishes to his excellency Yoweri Museveni for this Historical event.